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Abridged Scripts for Films- Hilarious!

Link to Editing Room websiteImagine a website where films are ruthlessly deconstructed then put together in a short script. possibly not as the original script writer intended. As the site author says:

What are abridged scripts? A movie shortened to a few pages and written in screenplay format. The purpose is to save you time so you don't have to see the movie but can still talk about it to your friends, co-workers, and mistresses.

Here for example a snippet written by Rod Hilton

JEAN-PIERRE MARIELLE
Oh no, I am fatally wounded. Must... set up... ridiculous... clues.
He sets up clues throughout the museum, draws a circle in his own blood, writes out a
few notes, strips, and draws a pentacle on his chest.
JEAN-PIERRE MARIELLE
Should've... bought computer... and sent... encrypted... e-mail.
(dies)

You might recognise the original film- blockbuster of 2006 based on a certain Dan Brown book…

With a couple of hundred scripts (at least) there is plenty to kep you amused here!

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